You can accomplish anything in life, provided that you do not mind who gets the credit.
Harry Truman, quoted in Fortune.com
My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem, but they don’t really know me.
Comedian Garry Shandling, quoted in The New York Times
It’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
Lily Tomlin, quoted in Parade.com
If you’re more interested in what you’re saying than the person listening to you is, you’re the definition of a boring person.
David Foster Wallace, quoted in TheGuardian.com
These are my values. And if you don’t like them, I have others.
Groucho Marx, quoted in the Boston Herald
It is a strange fact that freedom and equality, the two basic ideas of democracy, are to some extent contradictory.
Thomas Mann, quoted in The Wall Street Journal
You fail all of the time. But you aren’t a failure until you start blaming someone else.
Football coach Bum Phillips, quoted in Inc.com