You can accomplish anything in life, provided that you do not mind who gets the credit.Harry Truman, quoted in

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem, but they don’t really know me.Comedian Garry Shandling, quoted in The New York Times

It’s my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.Lily Tomlin, quoted in

If you’re more interested in what you’re saying than the person listening to you is, you’re the definition of a boring person.David Foster Wallace, quoted in

These are my values. And if you don’t like them, I have others.Groucho Marx, quoted in the Boston Herald

It is a strange fact that freedom and equality, the two basic ideas of democracy, are to some extent contradictory.Thomas Mann, quoted in The Wall Street Journal

You fail all of the time. But you aren’t a failure until you start blaming someone else.Football coach Bum Phillips, quoted in